St. Patricks Day
I got twenty four minutes before I run out of power on my internet typewriter. I hope my spelling has been getting better and I know my grammar leaves a lot to be desired- this is because I spent my childhood doodling and day dreaming about Top Gun. But I am trying (can you start a sentence with but…?). Any ways, as long as it looks nice on the page I don’t really care if it stands up next to …standards or not.
So we are playing a gig at the Windmill, Brixton on St. Patrick’s Day, 17th March 2009. I am excited. Too excited. Because over in New Orleans, on the same day and at the same actual time, my friend is debuting a documentary he co-made about a band called Lil’ Band O’ Gold who are a bunch of musicians, hailing from South Louisiana. As we have yet to do a gig with drums this year, due to geography, the price of train fares and fierce loyalty and my friend’s documentary being the culmination of a hell of a lot of blood sweat and tears, I believe some serious cosmic magic is gonna happen. If you have ever read Bill Drummond’s book 45 you will understand what I mean. He managed Echo and The Bunnymen and Teardrop Explodes and formed The KLF. He once burnt a million quid too.
The energy caused by this cosmic correlation, plus Irish Luck, a gallon of new songs and even more Guinness than usual (not too much mind- the real consumption will happen after the gig…nothing worse than forgetting your own name in the middle of a gig- trust me I’ve been there enough times to know) will evidently channel itself into everyone involved causing an all over creative drive which will bless the rest of our lives. I honestly believe this to be true.
So, be sure to come to this gig so you can be blessed- you won’t regret it.
Cheers,
Leg!
My leg hurts and I don’t know why. It feels like something is growing in there- a maggot perhaps.
It wakes me up in the morning and it gives me an excuse to drink in the evening.
I am hobbling about like an old Major with gout.
It clicks if it stays still for too long but aches like crazy. Like crazy when I walk.
I went to the Doctor after nights of drunken stupor followed by mornings of agony and afternoons filled, oh so filled, with gripe!
And what did the doctor say?
Get an X-Ray.
And take these three times a day. He’s baffled. The doctor is baffled and I’m supposed to get an X-Ray? That will take all day…come to think of it…I spent an hour in the bank today, waiting to take money out and then an hour in the supermarket waiting to give them money and then another bloody hour in the doctors to be told he is baffled. Now I am expected to wait even longer to get an X-Ray?
Balls.
Balls.
Balls.
I’ll simply bash the other one to balance it out and stop all this bloody waiting.
Good day.