La Torre presents… Occasional dancefloor ramblings
Seeing as the lovely guys at 360 Degree Music have offered me a regular outlet for my ramblings I would like to begin with a few words on a subject that’s topical in the world of dance music right now. DJ Mag’s annual Top 100 DJs poll was launched in August with great fanfare; cue a bombardment of emails, online campaigns, virals and general tat by DJ’s, DJ’s managers, agents, fans and wannabes trying to persuade you that they are worthy of your vote. Most of them are not!
Originally launched so long ago I can’t remember how the votes were cast – probably by postcard and restricted to voters from these fair shores – last year’s search for the world’s ‘best’ DJ took in more than 350,000 votes from over 230 countries with some trance jock named Armin van Buuren topping the list by beating another trance jock called Tiesto and some shampoo advertising popstar named David Guetta into 2nd and 3rd spots respectively.
The supposed beauty of this poll is that votes can be cast by anyone and everyone from all corners of the globe, but in the same way that shit, unimaginative pop dominates the hit parade and ‘reality’ TV (horror) shows bung up the airwaves, the DJ Mag Top 100 seems to illustrate that too few people who are eligible to vote have a vote worth counting! You can argue that everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I can assure you Armin, Tiesto and Guetta are not the ‘best’ DJs in dance music – not even close!
I can’t help but think that the higher echelons of the Top 100 are remarkably unbalanced by the number of Trance DJs present. This may have made sense 10 years ago when the genre was absolutely massive; numerous records crossed over to the mainstream and most clubs had nights dedicated to it, but whilst Trance seems to have stood still and stagnated for years the landscape of clubland has changed dramatically. I don’t want to knock an entire genre of dance music because my own tastes have progressed since my heady youth (I used to indulge in the occasional euphoric reach for the lasers in years long gone by), but the top heavy presence of these guys in the Top 100 poll baffles me.
If you ignore the dizzy heights these guys occupy though (even I cannot argue with their successes – Guetta smashes the charts to pieces on a weekly basis, Tiesto played an Olympic Games opening ceremony, and Armin packs out entire football stadiums on his own), the consequence of the free vote that arguably screams irrelevance more than anything else is the inclusion of acts such as Daft Punk – legends in their own lifetime but they aren’t even DJs!
This is not the first time I have seen fit to rant about DJ Mag’s Top 100 poll… two years ago (following a few too many alcoholic units) I directed a scathing attack on the magazine itself by drunkenly penning a similar argument to the one above. In truth I don’t even remember writing it – I only know I did because it showed up a month later on the letters page of the issue revealing the results of that year’s vote (sad huh!?). I’m probably doing myself a slight disservice as it wasn’t just a moan for the sake of moaning – I constructively offered a solution to the ‘problem’ as I saw it along the lines of a regional vote with regional results as I believed this would provide a more realistic reflection of the world we party in.
But the reason I’m bringing the subject up again two years later is because it seems I’m not alone in the belief that the once revered Top 100 is now an unreliable judgement of dance music’s biggest hitters.
Following this year’s Ibiza Music Summit (the industry conference launched in 2008 by Mr Pete Tong of Radio 1 and Essential Mix fame) an ambitious working group of “artists, managers, booking agents, club owners, record label executives, retailers and radio representing acts across the electronic music spectrum” was set up to develop an “accurate and authoritative new DJ popularity index”. As I understand it, everything from DJ fees, club attendances, sales and air play will contribute towards a definitive league table of DJs, and at the same time take the public vote out of it. Whilst I quite like the concept I do suspect that the Top 100’s Big Three are still going to feature prominently based on such criteria, albeit with facts and figures to back them up.
To add credibility, supposedly the IMS will take their Index to the Official Charts Company once the principles are agreed (making it very official indeed), and with the backing of Mixmag DJs now have two contests to compete for in what could prove to be a good old VHS vs Betamax style ding dong.
Anyway, that is my two pennies worth on the subject (or maybe ten quid’s worth judging by the word count). On a change of tack I’m going to share a few things that I am really loving right now!
The first is Tensnake’s Remix of Azari & III’s ‘Reckless With Your Love’ on Permanent Vacation. The original came out at a similar time to a Tensnake record called ‘Coma Cat’ (also on Permanent Vacation) and my thoughts then were that it was the better of the two. Since then House music super power Defected Records have picked up ‘Coma Cat’ and it is rightfully all over the radio and delightful in its own right. Hamburg’s Tensnake has now touched up ‘Reckless…’ and it is a listening experience of epic proportions. As a German with as much potential as the frighteningly good World Cup side that pissed all over England last June, Tensnake is one to watch most certainly!
The second treat for your ears is ‘Move Me’ by the irrepressible production duo Mood II Swing. These guys have been big in the game since the early 90’s and this was actually released originally way back in 1995. Thanks to a re-issue by French label P&D every House DJ worth their salt seems to be spinning it at the moment and rightly so – this is an awesome record. Get on it (again).
An extended Episode 1 as I had a lot to get out off my chest! If you feel inclined you can check out my remix of 360’s very own Roses Kings Castles, ‘One Born Every Minute’ below.
Hopefully I’ll have more music of my own to shout about on my next outing too as I have some very exciting projects in the pipeline. For more things La Torre you can also find me here (http://soundcloud.com/la-torre), here (www.myspace.com/latorretom), and here (www.facebook.com/tom.latorre)!
Ciao x
